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Excommunication Communiqué of the Day: A coworker of Redditor futureishere received this letter from the controversial Pastor Burke Shade after deciding to leave the Carbondale, Illinois-based Cornerstone Reformed Church.
“In obedience to his command, we are handing you over to Satan and his kingdom of darkness…” PROTIP: If you’re trying to convince someone to return to your church, try not to make the alternative sound so damn cool.
[reddit.]
oh conservative christians almost amuse me.
careful he might become the darth nader! lol](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzrnbqF831qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
Excommunication Communiqué of the Day: A coworker of Redditor futureishere received this letter from the controversial Pastor Burke Shade after deciding to leave the Carbondale, Illinois-based Cornerstone Reformed Church.
“In obedience to his command, we are handing you over to Satan and his kingdom of darkness…” PROTIP: If you’re trying to convince someone to return to your church, try not to make the alternative sound so damn cool.
[reddit.]
oh conservative christians almost amuse me.
careful he might become the darth nader! lol
nomnomnom
